Saturday, August 22, 2015

Waterproof Speakers!

As many newbies enter into college, the need to listen to your music in the co-ed shower rises and I have the solution!
WATERPROOF BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS!



Supports Bluetooth! 

  • Control buttons on the device!
  • Built-in Microphone, enjoying hands-free calling. 
  • Adopts high quality audio decode chip which lets you experience perfect sound quality. 
  • Built-in charging Battery and Built-in high sensitivity Microphone. 
  • Unique water-proof design lets you use this device in the bathroom, sand beach, and swimming pool. 
  • Special suction cup design allows the device to stick on any flat surface including desks, walls, windows. 
  • Suitable for cars, bedrooms, wash rooms, kitchens, offices, conferences, business trips, vacations, showers, and etc. 

Everything you need right here!






Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Back to School

A dreaded end to the summer is slowly approaching! It's back to school time. Uniforms, notebooks, textbooks, and homework.

LUCKILY THERE IS A PROMO JUST FOR YOU!

To lift those demolished spirits HE4 is offering a back to school promo.

Students grade 8-12 take advantage of 20% off all papers and assignments!

This includes reports, math homework, biology worksheets, and much more. If your teacher assigned it, I can do it.

College students enjoy $20 off papers four pages or more. Not a paper you need? Take 20% all other assignments such as lab reports, statistical gatherings, and math homework.

Take advantage of these amazing offers by submitting a service inquiry. Original price and discounted price will be provided so you can see just how much your saving!

BUT THATS NOT ALL!

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Hurry, this promo is over October 1st, 2015 at 11:59 pm.

Want to continue to receive discounts? Refer a friend! For every friend you refer, a $10 credit will be given to you. Friends must receieve a service for the $10 credit.

There will be more promos as time passes so subscribe and stay up to date.

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Life>Homework

I HAVE MY DRIVERS TEST TOMORROW!
PROM IS IN A WEEK!
HOMECOMING IS THIS WEEKEND!
BUT IT'S A HOLIDAY!
THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH ON MY PLATE!

All things we exclaimed at the top of our lungs when we realize that the homework is piling and the time is flying. Ever wish you could have someone do it for you? Well that's where I come in, ADEQUATE COLLEGE STUDENT TO THE RESCUE!

I'll write your papers
Proofread your papers
Tell what grade you'll probably get on this paper
Origami your papers
You know, normal stuff

Not a paper you need?

That's no problem!

I'll google the answers to your math homework
Write out your lab report
Create your portion to a group presentation that you forgot was due until today
Make some neat graphs and charts for that job thing you have but have no idea how to do

Don't need that either! Man, you're hard to please.

I'll re-arrange your planner
Do that data entry for your boss
Call your clients and cancel because how dare you charge us $500 for a balloon castle
I'll call them back and apologize and tell them we'll take it
I'll fix that screw up that no one can ever know about
I will even write your resignation letter along with that love letter you've been meaning to give to that girl in the cubicle across from you

The sky is the limit, metaphorically.

We can haggle prices and debate about Atlantis or you can put in a request. Wait, we can still haggle prices. Oddly, laughs and satisfaction is about all I can guarantee.

Clear that desk and let the shots begin!