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I HAVE MY DRIVERS TEST TOMORROW!

PROM IS IN A WEEK!

HOMECOMING IS THIS WEEKEND!

BUT IT'S A HOLIDAY!

THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH ON MY PLATE!

All things we exclaimed at the top of our lungs when we realize that the homework is piling and the time is flying. Ever wish you could have someone do it for you? Well that's where I come in, ADEQUATE COLLEGE STUDENT TO THE RESCUE!

I'll write your papers
Proofread your papers
Tell what grade you'll probably get on this paper
Origami your papers
You know, normal stuff

Not a paper you need?

That's no problem!

I'll google the answers to your math homework
Write out your lab report
Create your portion to a group presentation that you forgot was due until today
Make some neat graphs and charts for that job thing you have but have no idea how to do

Don't need that either! Man, you're hard to please.

I'll re-arrange your planner
Do that data entry for your boss
Call your clients and cancel because how dare you charge us $500 for a balloon castle
I'll call them back and apologize and tell them we'll take it
I'll fix that screw up that no one can ever know about
I will even write your resignation letter along with that love letter you've been meaning to give to that girl in the cubicle across from you

The sky is the limit, metaphorically.

We can haggle prices and debate about Atlantis or you can put in a request. Wait, we can still haggle prices. Oddly, laughs and satisfaction is about all I can guarantee.

Clear that desk and let the shots begin!